The Ross G. Nouteé Podcast Show Episode 5 ”Hot as a Stove Top but I’m Still Chill” by Big Bananas

KJ Menlo chooses a story from the Craigslist writing forum and the boys cross out letters to make their own stories from the original text. Ronono brings back a character from episode 4 and KJ makes a story about the wonders of traets. 
Email rossg.noutee@gmail.com to submit your "cross out" (please include original text) and the guys might read it on the podcast show.
The RULES:
1. You can cross out as many letters as you like, but you can NOT rearrange letters.
2. You can add any punctuation you'd like.
3. Have fun!